“The talisman was stolen from a private collector by the name of Jason Cotherman,” said I. “He was found murdered in his home, stabbed to death by something with a small but very sharp blade.”
“So what was the talisman?” enquired Millie Drake.
“It was an authentic silver magical object of medieval make,” I explained, “manufactured to be utilised in a ritual to summon the demon Lucifuge.”
I was clad in usual finery that evening as we stood outside of the old abandoned building of Franklin Street Presbyterian Church; including a frilled poet shirt, purple velvet suit, jungle boots, panama hat, Star of David necklace, and one of my favourite opera capes.
My companion, known as Miss Millie Drake, is an exceedingly beautiful young lady; petite and perfect with luxurious chestnut hair, enchanting violet eyes, and a sun-kissed complexion. The powder blue minidress she wore only served to highlight her slender figure.
Kit-10, our robotic cat friend, had stayed behind at our downtown NYC headquarters to undergo a systems upgrade.
“And our instruments at HQ detected an energy reading coming from this old church?” queried Millie. “Something that may be connected to the talisman?”
“Quite so,” I affirmed. “It was an energy signature of the type associated with Lucifuge. You see, he was originally a colonel of the Cacodemons of Andromeda, that army known for their exploits in the Galactic Wars so many ages ago. After the extinguishing of his physical form, his psychic essence drifted to Earth, becoming the legendary demon of the medieval grimoires or books of magic, hmmm?”
“So someone could actually use the talisman to summon him?
“It is possible. It would require someone adept in occult knowledge and practice; someone who… Millie, look out!”
I had just noticed a small metallic object speeding through the air directly at my companion!
I sprang forward and helped to get Millie Drake out of the way of the strange projectile, only our superior Algolite reflexes making this possible. It clattered to the pavement a few yards distant.
“Daniel, what happened?” she cried.
I looked around. Whoever had thrown the object had fled the scene.
“Let us investigate, hmmm?” said I, taking Millie’s hand and going over to where the object had landed. “By the Triple Star! What is that thing?”
“Daniel, that’s just a cuticle pusher!” said Millie. “Oh my gosh! Somebody was trying to kill me with it!”
“And it seems,” I added. “that may be the same type of ‘weapon’ that was used to murder Mr. Cotherman.”
“Goodness, Daniel! Do you think it could be…?”
“Now now, Mills. Let us not speculate before we have all the facts. Whomever threw this weapon must have gone into the old church, so we must strive on and face them!”
“Yes, it is our mission from the Kosmikos of Algol,” spoke my companion bravely, “To protect the human race from those who would evoke satanic horror upon them. Let’s go!”
We entered the premises of the former Franklin Street Presbyterian Church. It had been closed for several years, and sadly left to gather dust and spiders. The only light was from street lamps shining through the remains of stained glass windows.
When we got to the sanctuary, a sight of satanic horror awaited us. The large cross had been turned upside-down, and before it was the old church altar that had been covered with a blasphemous cloth of ebony silk. On it were black candles surrounding a silver disk on which were carved the form of a writhing serpent along with distorted Latin lettering. Around it played sparks of darksome occult energy.
“The stolen talisman that summons Lucifuge!” I said.
Behind the altar were two figures. One of them appeared to be a man of middle years, clad in a black business suit with a long blood-red necktie. His face still showed signs of handsome distinction despite being marked with the results of lifetimes of extreme unhallowed evil; his hair was long and dark, and his visage decorated with a thin moustache and goatee. Most of all, his pale eyes shone with an absolute hypnotic glare.
Next to him was an insanely voluptuous young girl with raven hair and luminous blue-green eyes, her mouth painted like an inviting scarlet gash. She was wearing only a tiny purple bikini.
Of course, I recognised them both immediately. I recognised the man as my oldest and most deadly enemy -- the renegade member of my own Algolite race who has become the most wanted criminal in all of Time and Space -- and the girl as his whorish offspring.
“You!" I exclaimed. “Don Wingus. I should have known. So you did escape from the Sceptre of Zeus, and it was you that stole the talisman, after your daughter Anastasia here had murdered Mr. Jason Cotherman with a cuticle pusher -- before her more recent attempt to assassinate Millie!”
“Oh my,” mocked the villainous Wingus, his voice tinged with total madness, “Rumanos and little Miss Drake, come here to interfere with my plans. You will find your efforts to no avail. The power of Lucifuge is mine, and I shall use it -- enhanced with my own Algolite will -- to establish myself as supreme ruler of this world!”
“Wingus, you are utterly mad,” I charged. “You cannot control the forces of Lucifuge. He was known as a bringer of chaos even amongst the Andromedans. His essence is fitful and unpleasant, to put it kindly. Amplified to the level you intend would bring about complete eldritch pandemonium. You cannot expect to…”
“You will not stop me, Rumanos!” returned Don Wingus. “I have already called forth the power and brought it to my command -- as you shall now know!”
With this, the darkling energies playing around the talisman suddenly increased an hundredfold, swirling around in a diabolical maelstrom of complete demoniacal terror, an whirlwind of absolute horror in which were flashes of terrible things like unto alien serpents and twisted abominations beyond all sane imagining. This was accompanied by an odour like unto spoiled milk mixed with excrement and cheap perfume, and a sound as if a thousand air raid sirens were revolving about the chamber.
“Now, Rumanos,” continued Wingus. “You shall experience the powers of Lucifuge that are under my command, for I shall begin my domination of all by bringing about your death!”
Then, before we could even react, the blacker than black satanic energy shot directly to-wards Millie and me!
Is it at all even achievable, my friends and readers, that you can understand the sheer infernal horror, forsooth the extreme ungodly terror that we were then experiencing? There we were, the lovely Miss Millie Drake and me -- Doctor Daniel Rumanos, alien espionage agent and Knight of the Eternal Spires -- in that abandoned location of Franklin Street Presbyterian Church. There we were, facing the evil Magister Don Wingus and his dangerously-seductive daughter Anastasia. There we were, as the full force of the demon known as Lucifuge was released upon us; the very same power that Wingus intended to use in his insane bid to conquer the planet Earth!
“You shall die, Rumanos and Miss Drake!” repeated the wicked Wingus amidst peals of his utterly insane laughter. “You shall die -- by the powers of Lucifuge that I shall use to rule all!!”
The phantasmagorical energy surrounded my companion and me, encasing us inside a swirling cyclone of dark horrendous terror. Millie clung to me in fear as the images of unnameable supernatural evil whirled in a cacophony of absolute revulsion around us.
Then, from within that psychic hurricane of demonic horror, I heard the voice of Anastasia Wingus.
“Father,” she said, “please don’t do this! Please don’t kill Doctor Rumanos, okay? I want him! I want to have him to play with when you are ruler of the world! You can kill that stupid Miss Drake if you want, but not him! Please don’t do it, father! Please?!”
“Stacy, you cretinoid cam-girl!” bellowed Don Wingus whilst striking his daughter hard across the face. “I am so utterly sick of your obsessions with that accursed meddler Daniel Rumanos! Do you hear me?! I am sick of it!!”
It was then that I noticed something else.
“The power,” I whispered to Millie. “It has stopped attacking us.”
I then managed to step forward and deliver a quick Daemonian kung fu kick directly to Don Wingus’s midsection, sending him sprawling backwards to collide against the inverted cross.
“Look, Daniel!” said Millie Drake. “the Lucifuge powers are turning against him!”
Indeed, as we watched, the dark energy reversed and headed directly to-wards Don Wingus and his murderous daughter, soon surrounding them with its whirlwind of phantasmal terror.
“No!” I heard Wingus shout from within the maelstrom. “No! You cannot do this to me! I am Don Wingus and should command all! You cannot…! No! No! Noooooooo!!”
Then, after one final scream from Stacy Wingus and one last bellow of rage from her evil father, the black demonic power suddenly vanished -- taking the obscenely evil duo with it.
I carefully surveyed the old church sanctuary. All was now quiet, and the talisman now lay motionless on the altar. The horror was finished.
“So Don Wingus was distracted and lost control of the demon power,” said Millie, “and it turned against him?”
“Quite so,” I affirmed, “and now it has taken him and his wretched daughter out of this dimension -- to their own fitting hell!”
I walked over to the altar and extinguished the candles.
“As for the talisman,” said I whilst securing it in my jacket pocket. “The late Mr. Cotherman’s heirs will be paid for its monetary value via his insurance policy; I shall say the proper exorcisms over it and we shall then keep the old relic in our collection of occult artefacts at HQ -- that no one shall ever again attempt to use it in the satanic summoning of Lucifuge!”
***** DANIEL RUMANOS AND MILLIE DRAKE SHALL RETURN